An Elite Group in My College

It's common for every college to have a brotherhood, where people with the same ideology or characteristic join together to simply communicate each other. So on, it also happen in my college.

But, when most of the fraternity (other word for brotherhood, a trivia for the dickheads) is a public group where everyone can join them as long as they're cool (NERDs are out of count,, go death for NERDs!!!), this group is just amazing, highly exclusive. This group opens only for those who had been recognize as BUNGUL (not because they're stupid, but for their unidentified, unthinkable, unbelievable, inhuman attitude and personalities) person only, and the member is much more exclusive: There are only 3 members, with one Skipper!!! Wanna' know these people more personally? Here we go, sucka'!!


1. Skipper, for the sake of human right let's just use his ID number: I1A008077
This person comes from the darkest, wildest, most dangerous place on earth, A L A B I O where the poor ducks are slaughtered and become the main dish in every god damn house in Alabio.

You guys must take a note, this skipper is undefeated in the term of inhal. He's a veteran in inhal, and never gives a chance for other people to have a place on the inhal list. In addition, this skipper is a real pervert, and the only thing you can find in his self phone is sex videos. No wonder he's trying his best to become the next coordinator for reproduction block. And yup, he's the strongest candidate until now.

For your information, we give points for those who had done several unidentified, unthinkable, unbelievable, inhuman attitude and personalities. Especially for inhal, we give the person +10 point. Since our skipper never skip an inhal (that's our CAPTAIN for you!!), his point is on the top of everyone else, and looks like nobody would have defeated him from this aspect. So, in order to honor our captain, we granted the title SKIPPER for him... What a great achievement for this idiotic person!!!

2. BUNGUL 1, I1A008039
He's completely different, he's completely out of equation, and he's completely (in the term of Hermawan) TOKAI. If our skipper gets most of his point from inhal and his pervert attitude, this TOKAI is even more better!! He gets points from:


1. Inhal (but lately he's studying hard, so now he gets inhal rarely,, way to go, creepo)

2. His unthinkable skill in riding a motorcycle (can you imagine a motorcycle rides alone without its rider? But it's actually happen to this boy). Also he had various accident already, leaving his motorcycle zombie-like. Poor VEGA R... And the best part of this accidental story, a tattoo-like scar on his face!! But that's cool, like Sasuke's power seal from Orochimaru. I kinda' like his scar, makes his face even more "handsome" (you know what I'm talking about, dude...)

3. His expression when we do the Cheers!! God damn it, he's one of the main weapon we have!! The truth is, he doesn't even know half of our movement,, but it's covered by his "COOL" expression.. Paired with Mr. Najong a.k.a AMANG YOSI with his exceptional pervert expression,, they become a formidable pair on the right flank. Keep it up, guys!!


That's all for this (again, term by Hermawan) Tamagotchi, there's not enough space for him if you want to know all of his marvelous attitude. Let's move on to the next person.

3. BUNGUL 2, I1A008035
He's coming from Banjarbaru, and he's ready to take over the crown of the first BUNGUL from I1A008039!!!
Actually if you see this person for the first time, there's nothing wrong with him. I mean he's glasses and behave normally. He gets inhal rarely too. So, what's wrong with him?
Well, if you stood by him in about 1 hour, you'll find out yourself. This boy has an abnormally attitude (by the mean of adaptation, maybe) to always JIHINK-JIHINK. You call him N**** (his name), he JIHINK. You call him idiot, he JIHINK. You call him Brain's oedem, he JIHINK. Weird.
But above all, this person also has a horrible weapon: He's LOLA (LOading LAmbat), or TELMI. Most of his points come from this one. The examples are too many, but one of them is this:

We were talking about PAT (Program Alih Tahun), but suddenly this son of darkness said: "Hah?! THT? Apa tuh?"

Go DEATH!! But don't go death too soon, coz' he's also the member of our CS first team. Lucky you...

4. BUNGUL 3, I1A008004
Here he comes, the last BUNGUL. This one is a hybrid between BATAK and DAYAK, making him a new species called BAYAK. Comes from SMASA Banjarmasin, he always claims himself as an outrageous person (I agree, in term of stupidity and idiocracy). He's planing on a coup de etat against our coordinator, BAGI, but since he's a CHICKEN, he stopped his ambition and turned around into a Key_Jail member!! What an easy-betrayal person!!

Well, it's hard to me to say this, but this one also rarely gets his points from inhal. His attitude is almost normal too. But, yes, there's a but. This boy has a secret habit, he loves NYIMENG!! That's why he loves to humiliate other person, especially his fellow comrade B1 and B2 (like vitamine B complex). To prove his outstanding attitude, I'll tell you a factual story about this BAYAK.

Saturday, January 9 2009. I was in Ijek's house together with this shitty kid to study about religion (don't ask me why I am willing to study with this kid, everyone makes a mistake, okey). We sat on the living room. But suddenly, this creature sounded a strange voice from his ass:
"pruuutt..."
Yup, this dickhead just farted in front of me.
Defending himself, this ugly unidentified creature said this:
"Mamen, santai aja pang, biasa aja lawan sesama lakian kaya ini"
That's just before he smells something stinky enough to make a rhinoceros run away. So then, this creature was surrounded in an invisible thick wall of his own fart, rolling in despair to find a fresh air while saying:
"uma baunya, bangsat baunya kantut unda"

... No comment.

If you want to know more about this piece of crap, visit his site at mahasiswaluarbiasa.blogspot.com

Well, I think that's enough for today... It's not good to reveal everything about these guys, because it's like unveiling our college biggest mistake...
Remember, STAY AWAY FROM THESE GAYS!!