Credits finally shown up!!
And apparently I've got enough score to achieve, if not exceed, my target... All hail and praise for my Lord Jesus Christ
I'm fully aware with my endless respect for my Lord's help in my life,
Without Him I am nothing, but within Him I believe anything could happen in my life.
But yet I'm still a worthless son who never makes Him happy, yet I'm still full of sin,
But yet He's so nice and kind, His tenderness always stay with His children and keeping them safe under His wings,,
Thank you Father, for everything You've done in my life.
Senin, 26 Januari 2009
Sabtu, 24 Januari 2009
Wake Up!!!
It's very seldom for me to discuss about my own flaw (because I'm a flawless person, you know) but like they say: "Even a squirrel will failed a jump", so that's happen to me. I'll tell you what.
Sunday, January 18 2009 AC
The day of TM 2. It would be held at 7.00 AM.
It was a beautiful day. The birds were singing I Write Sins Not Tragedies (what?! How could a bird sang an alternative song?! whatever...). The sunshine passed through my slightly opened window, flooding my face with enchanted power of the morning, giving me a new hope, new passion, new determination....
I open my eyes slowly and look at the clock:
7.05 AM.
Oh shit...
I woke up late.
Suddenly, my N95 (ehhhmm..) ringing. It was a phone call from Pat Kai (You know him...). I picked up my phone, said something (my mind were working super fast at that time, I can't remember what I said to him), ran to the bathroom, toothbrushing, and change the wardrobe.
So...
HELL YEAH, I DID NOT TAKE A BATH!!!
I rode my way as fast as I could to the campus, only to find that the meeting isn't held yet. Damn man, if I knew about this I would take a bath first. But that's fine, nobody could say it. I am as cool as always, either I took a bath or not.
And now I know one thing: I am not the only one who didn't take a bath at that day, there are approximately 2 other person who didn't either. One of them is MR. NAKJONG (couldn't ask more from him), and the other one? Let's keep it as a secret, she will be mad at me if I told you guys... WAIT!!! Did I just say "she"? Oh crap, that's your clue... She's a girl. OK, that's all. Find out her ID yourself. Khukhukhu...
When the meeting finally opened, it's the day of revelation for us, the revelation of mountainous tasks for these unfortunate students. The tasks were:
1. We have to make a data of ourself, consisting of full name, nick name (like TOKAI for F****, BALIBUNG for D***, etc), place and date of birth, religion, recent and past address, our quote, skills and interest, and the name of high school where we came from with a close up (not the toothpaste, you dickhead) photo in a same format for 223 people.
Sounds easy, right? But my pet named Faizal did this job 3 days nonstop, causing him to degenerate from a human form into a homo form (oh, sorry. But Faizal is in homo form from the beginning, yes...). Poor Faizal, he was so tired until he finally slept on the chair in Ijek's house... And that's a BIG, BIG mistake, my friend...
Armed with a board marker, the evil genius Ijek (I1A008003) started to crafted his newest contemporary art: Face painting with our tender model Mr. Faizal from Sampit!! Oh yes baby, that's what happen if you caught up off guard in that devilish smelly cursed house. Ijek steps forward, feeling his own passion peaking in front of nicely, cute, sleepy Faizal (That's because IJEK IS A HOMO too, my friend... Don't be fooled by his outer appearance). Ijek shuts his eyes, feeling his soul screams for a new victim, and his right hand finally moving on its own like Michaelangelo painting on the ceiling of Basilica St. Peter (that's a trivia for you guys). Next to Ijek our photographers were ready with their own cellphone. Like Darwis Triadi they started to take picture of our role model from various angle. Watching this character annihilation, I only do nothing but pray for Faizal's soul, let him in peace and stay there for eternity (As if he's already dead, hehehe...).
Want to see the upcoming picture of our beloved friend Faizal after the revolutionary make over? I present to you now:
I am sorry brother, freedom of speak sometimes drives you out of control...
2. We have to cover a 20-pages book with a green paper for boys and orange for girls. No problem with this task. I've got nothing to complain for.
3. Typing 25 names with their NIM each from PSPD, PSKM, PSIK, and PSPsi using a typing machine. No problem again, I am a good typer. My fingers are made for this job.
But I found out one of my friend, (again) Ijek was having a problem with this job. He can't stop complaining about his typing machine. He is do less and talk more. Come on, gay... Can't you see Nawis doing his job easily? If Nawis can, why don't you?
4. Making a name tag, with 4 flower petals around it. I didn't do this job since it was BALIBUNG and MR. NAKJONG part of work. On the front side of the name tag we have to type our full name, NIM, study program, quote, and our disease history. On the rear side we put our close up photo with a cartoon or anime character that resembling ourself. I want to use Fye D. Flourite at the begining, but instead of Fye I finally took Kon from BLEACH... Damn it.
Adding to my surprise, many of those lack-of-self-recognition people using a divinity, pretty, goddess character like Yuna (oh please, Yuna? An angel like her?) and Rinoa (God, please forgive their insolent soul). If someone using Aerith's photo, I'll stab her from behind. Really.
5. Bringing various item like mineral water, bread, and sock with the same format again. Easy task. I never concerned about it, actually.
That's not done yet. On the first day of LKMM we have to wear a black shirt with a white, homo-like long pant and a black shoes. This situation is getting worse since we must wear our shitty yellow suit, making us look like a walking piece of shit.
Frankly speaking, I still can go on with the task and the dress-code, really. But what I hate most is when they say:
WE HAVE TO SHAVE OUR HEAD LIKE A DAMN MARBLE!!! LIKE A DAMN TUYUL!!! OH, FOR A GOD SAKE!!!
Haven't you had enough with the P2B? Now I have to let my priceless hair cut off once again? What kind of humiliation is this? Is this a new form of imperialism? Where's GOD? Is fairness lost from this world? What is the meaning of freedom of expression? What is the meaning of democracy? Constitutionals are just a nice talk of a bloody god damn hippies? Fucking shit!!! Hiks...
Say this people:
HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT
Various way were suggested by our freedom warrior like Albert, Farid, Felix, Mustaqim, etc to prevent this ghoulish, full of world government conspiracy plan from becoming reality, but the defense of The Scourge (what?!) consisting of Fajri, Fatria, Yosef, Putra, and Oky were too tight and strong... We have to admit our defeat, we have to admit that we're the loser. So then, ADIOS AMIGO... I'll have to wait another half a year for my hair to grow long again...
We cut our hair together in a barbershop at the end of Banjarbaru. And whoah... Our heads are back to bald again!! Adding to our pain, one of this crappy baldy kid named (again) Ijek once again proved that he's a pure idiot by asking us to go to Andre (some kind of cafe where you can eat, drink, or just sit while having fun with your worthless friends,, a trivia for fucking NERDs).
What's wrong with going to Andre after you cut off your entire hair?
Andre is a place where youngster usually hang out together. 6 persons showing up in Andre with a baldy head? I'm afraid if someone say this:
BEHAPA GUNDUL-GUNDUL NINI? HANDAK MAIN BANGA KAH?
Suddenly, a woman came in while holding her baby (since he's a baby of course he's bald). And then Ijek's baldy head glowing in the dark like a lamp, means he just got a bright idea. With a shitty expression, Ijek asks the baby:
KENAPA DING GUNDUL JUA? HANDAK LKMM JUA KAH DING?
...
...
So, that's the beginning of a horror disguised behind an activity named LKMM, next I'll tell you what happened to us on those 2 days of LKMM. Please wait patiently.
Sunday, January 18 2009 AC
The day of TM 2. It would be held at 7.00 AM.
It was a beautiful day. The birds were singing I Write Sins Not Tragedies (what?! How could a bird sang an alternative song?! whatever...). The sunshine passed through my slightly opened window, flooding my face with enchanted power of the morning, giving me a new hope, new passion, new determination....
I open my eyes slowly and look at the clock:
7.05 AM.
Oh shit...
I woke up late.
Suddenly, my N95 (ehhhmm..) ringing. It was a phone call from Pat Kai (You know him...). I picked up my phone, said something (my mind were working super fast at that time, I can't remember what I said to him), ran to the bathroom, toothbrushing, and change the wardrobe.
So...
HELL YEAH, I DID NOT TAKE A BATH!!!
I rode my way as fast as I could to the campus, only to find that the meeting isn't held yet. Damn man, if I knew about this I would take a bath first. But that's fine, nobody could say it. I am as cool as always, either I took a bath or not.
And now I know one thing: I am not the only one who didn't take a bath at that day, there are approximately 2 other person who didn't either. One of them is MR. NAKJONG (couldn't ask more from him), and the other one? Let's keep it as a secret, she will be mad at me if I told you guys... WAIT!!! Did I just say "she"? Oh crap, that's your clue... She's a girl. OK, that's all. Find out her ID yourself. Khukhukhu...
When the meeting finally opened, it's the day of revelation for us, the revelation of mountainous tasks for these unfortunate students. The tasks were:
1. We have to make a data of ourself, consisting of full name, nick name (like TOKAI for F****, BALIBUNG for D***, etc), place and date of birth, religion, recent and past address, our quote, skills and interest, and the name of high school where we came from with a close up (not the toothpaste, you dickhead) photo in a same format for 223 people.
Sounds easy, right? But my pet named Faizal did this job 3 days nonstop, causing him to degenerate from a human form into a homo form (oh, sorry. But Faizal is in homo form from the beginning, yes...). Poor Faizal, he was so tired until he finally slept on the chair in Ijek's house... And that's a BIG, BIG mistake, my friend...
Armed with a board marker, the evil genius Ijek (I1A008003) started to crafted his newest contemporary art: Face painting with our tender model Mr. Faizal from Sampit!! Oh yes baby, that's what happen if you caught up off guard in that devilish smelly cursed house. Ijek steps forward, feeling his own passion peaking in front of nicely, cute, sleepy Faizal (That's because IJEK IS A HOMO too, my friend... Don't be fooled by his outer appearance). Ijek shuts his eyes, feeling his soul screams for a new victim, and his right hand finally moving on its own like Michaelangelo painting on the ceiling of Basilica St. Peter (that's a trivia for you guys). Next to Ijek our photographers were ready with their own cellphone. Like Darwis Triadi they started to take picture of our role model from various angle. Watching this character annihilation, I only do nothing but pray for Faizal's soul, let him in peace and stay there for eternity (As if he's already dead, hehehe...).
Want to see the upcoming picture of our beloved friend Faizal after the revolutionary make over? I present to you now:
I am sorry brother, freedom of speak sometimes drives you out of control...
2. We have to cover a 20-pages book with a green paper for boys and orange for girls. No problem with this task. I've got nothing to complain for.
3. Typing 25 names with their NIM each from PSPD, PSKM, PSIK, and PSPsi using a typing machine. No problem again, I am a good typer. My fingers are made for this job.
But I found out one of my friend, (again) Ijek was having a problem with this job. He can't stop complaining about his typing machine. He is do less and talk more. Come on, gay... Can't you see Nawis doing his job easily? If Nawis can, why don't you?
4. Making a name tag, with 4 flower petals around it. I didn't do this job since it was BALIBUNG and MR. NAKJONG part of work. On the front side of the name tag we have to type our full name, NIM, study program, quote, and our disease history. On the rear side we put our close up photo with a cartoon or anime character that resembling ourself. I want to use Fye D. Flourite at the begining, but instead of Fye I finally took Kon from BLEACH... Damn it.
Adding to my surprise, many of those lack-of-self-recognition people using a divinity, pretty, goddess character like Yuna (oh please, Yuna? An angel like her?) and Rinoa (God, please forgive their insolent soul). If someone using Aerith's photo, I'll stab her from behind. Really.
5. Bringing various item like mineral water, bread, and sock with the same format again. Easy task. I never concerned about it, actually.
That's not done yet. On the first day of LKMM we have to wear a black shirt with a white, homo-like long pant and a black shoes. This situation is getting worse since we must wear our shitty yellow suit, making us look like a walking piece of shit.
Frankly speaking, I still can go on with the task and the dress-code, really. But what I hate most is when they say:
WE HAVE TO SHAVE OUR HEAD LIKE A DAMN MARBLE!!! LIKE A DAMN TUYUL!!! OH, FOR A GOD SAKE!!!
Haven't you had enough with the P2B? Now I have to let my priceless hair cut off once again? What kind of humiliation is this? Is this a new form of imperialism? Where's GOD? Is fairness lost from this world? What is the meaning of freedom of expression? What is the meaning of democracy? Constitutionals are just a nice talk of a bloody god damn hippies? Fucking shit!!! Hiks...
Say this people:
HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT
Various way were suggested by our freedom warrior like Albert, Farid, Felix, Mustaqim, etc to prevent this ghoulish, full of world government conspiracy plan from becoming reality, but the defense of The Scourge (what?!) consisting of Fajri, Fatria, Yosef, Putra, and Oky were too tight and strong... We have to admit our defeat, we have to admit that we're the loser. So then, ADIOS AMIGO... I'll have to wait another half a year for my hair to grow long again...
We cut our hair together in a barbershop at the end of Banjarbaru. And whoah... Our heads are back to bald again!! Adding to our pain, one of this crappy baldy kid named (again) Ijek once again proved that he's a pure idiot by asking us to go to Andre (some kind of cafe where you can eat, drink, or just sit while having fun with your worthless friends,, a trivia for fucking NERDs).
What's wrong with going to Andre after you cut off your entire hair?
Andre is a place where youngster usually hang out together. 6 persons showing up in Andre with a baldy head? I'm afraid if someone say this:
BEHAPA GUNDUL-GUNDUL NINI? HANDAK MAIN BANGA KAH?
Suddenly, a woman came in while holding her baby (since he's a baby of course he's bald). And then Ijek's baldy head glowing in the dark like a lamp, means he just got a bright idea. With a shitty expression, Ijek asks the baby:
KENAPA DING GUNDUL JUA? HANDAK LKMM JUA KAH DING?
...
...
So, that's the beginning of a horror disguised behind an activity named LKMM, next I'll tell you what happened to us on those 2 days of LKMM. Please wait patiently.
Selasa, 13 Januari 2009
An Elite Group in My College
It's common for every college to have a brotherhood, where people with the same ideology or characteristic join together to simply communicate each other. So on, it also happen in my college.
But, when most of the fraternity (other word for brotherhood, a trivia for the dickheads) is a public group where everyone can join them as long as they're cool (NERDs are out of count,, go death for NERDs!!!), this group is just amazing, highly exclusive. This group opens only for those who had been recognize as BUNGUL (not because they're stupid, but for their unidentified, unthinkable, unbelievable, inhuman attitude and personalities) person only, and the member is much more exclusive: There are only 3 members, with one Skipper!!! Wanna' know these people more personally? Here we go, sucka'!!
1. Skipper, for the sake of human right let's just use his ID number: I1A008077
This person comes from the darkest, wildest, most dangerous place on earth, A L A B I O where the poor ducks are slaughtered and become the main dish in every god damn house in Alabio.
You guys must take a note, this skipper is undefeated in the term of inhal. He's a veteran in inhal, and never gives a chance for other people to have a place on the inhal list. In addition, this skipper is a real pervert, and the only thing you can find in his self phone is sex videos. No wonder he's trying his best to become the next coordinator for reproduction block. And yup, he's the strongest candidate until now.
For your information, we give points for those who had done several unidentified, unthinkable, unbelievable, inhuman attitude and personalities. Especially for inhal, we give the person +10 point. Since our skipper never skip an inhal (that's our CAPTAIN for you!!), his point is on the top of everyone else, and looks like nobody would have defeated him from this aspect. So, in order to honor our captain, we granted the title SKIPPER for him... What a great achievement for this idiotic person!!!
2. BUNGUL 1, I1A008039
He's completely different, he's completely out of equation, and he's completely (in the term of Hermawan) TOKAI. If our skipper gets most of his point from inhal and his pervert attitude, this TOKAI is even more better!! He gets points from:
1. Inhal (but lately he's studying hard, so now he gets inhal rarely,, way to go, creepo)
2. His unthinkable skill in riding a motorcycle (can you imagine a motorcycle rides alone without its rider? But it's actually happen to this boy). Also he had various accident already, leaving his motorcycle zombie-like. Poor VEGA R... And the best part of this accidental story, a tattoo-like scar on his face!! But that's cool, like Sasuke's power seal from Orochimaru. I kinda' like his scar, makes his face even more "handsome" (you know what I'm talking about, dude...)
3. His expression when we do the Cheers!! God damn it, he's one of the main weapon we have!! The truth is, he doesn't even know half of our movement,, but it's covered by his "COOL" expression.. Paired with Mr. Najong a.k.a AMANG YOSI with his exceptional pervert expression,, they become a formidable pair on the right flank. Keep it up, guys!!
That's all for this (again, term by Hermawan) Tamagotchi, there's not enough space for him if you want to know all of his marvelous attitude. Let's move on to the next person.
3. BUNGUL 2, I1A008035
He's coming from Banjarbaru, and he's ready to take over the crown of the first BUNGUL from I1A008039!!!
Actually if you see this person for the first time, there's nothing wrong with him. I mean he's glasses and behave normally. He gets inhal rarely too. So, what's wrong with him?
Well, if you stood by him in about 1 hour, you'll find out yourself. This boy has an abnormally attitude (by the mean of adaptation, maybe) to always JIHINK-JIHINK. You call him N**** (his name), he JIHINK. You call him idiot, he JIHINK. You call him Brain's oedem, he JIHINK. Weird.
But above all, this person also has a horrible weapon: He's LOLA (LOading LAmbat), or TELMI. Most of his points come from this one. The examples are too many, but one of them is this:
We were talking about PAT (Program Alih Tahun), but suddenly this son of darkness said: "Hah?! THT? Apa tuh?"
Go DEATH!! But don't go death too soon, coz' he's also the member of our CS first team. Lucky you...
4. BUNGUL 3, I1A008004
Here he comes, the last BUNGUL. This one is a hybrid between BATAK and DAYAK, making him a new species called BAYAK. Comes from SMASA Banjarmasin, he always claims himself as an outrageous person (I agree, in term of stupidity and idiocracy). He's planing on a coup de etat against our coordinator, BAGI, but since he's a CHICKEN, he stopped his ambition and turned around into a Key_Jail member!! What an easy-betrayal person!!
Well, it's hard to me to say this, but this one also rarely gets his points from inhal. His attitude is almost normal too. But, yes, there's a but. This boy has a secret habit, he loves NYIMENG!! That's why he loves to humiliate other person, especially his fellow comrade B1 and B2 (like vitamine B complex). To prove his outstanding attitude, I'll tell you a factual story about this BAYAK.
Saturday, January 9 2009. I was in Ijek's house together with this shitty kid to study about religion (don't ask me why I am willing to study with this kid, everyone makes a mistake, okey). We sat on the living room. But suddenly, this creature sounded a strange voice from his ass:
"pruuutt..."
Yup, this dickhead just farted in front of me.
Defending himself, this ugly unidentified creature said this:
"Mamen, santai aja pang, biasa aja lawan sesama lakian kaya ini"
That's just before he smells something stinky enough to make a rhinoceros run away. So then, this creature was surrounded in an invisible thick wall of his own fart, rolling in despair to find a fresh air while saying:
"uma baunya, bangsat baunya kantut unda"
... No comment.
If you want to know more about this piece of crap, visit his site at mahasiswaluarbiasa.blogspot.com
Well, I think that's enough for today... It's not good to reveal everything about these guys, because it's like unveiling our college biggest mistake...
Remember, STAY AWAY FROM THESE GAYS!!
But, when most of the fraternity (other word for brotherhood, a trivia for the dickheads) is a public group where everyone can join them as long as they're cool (NERDs are out of count,, go death for NERDs!!!), this group is just amazing, highly exclusive. This group opens only for those who had been recognize as BUNGUL (not because they're stupid, but for their unidentified, unthinkable, unbelievable, inhuman attitude and personalities) person only, and the member is much more exclusive: There are only 3 members, with one Skipper!!! Wanna' know these people more personally? Here we go, sucka'!!
1. Skipper, for the sake of human right let's just use his ID number: I1A008077
This person comes from the darkest, wildest, most dangerous place on earth, A L A B I O where the poor ducks are slaughtered and become the main dish in every god damn house in Alabio.
You guys must take a note, this skipper is undefeated in the term of inhal. He's a veteran in inhal, and never gives a chance for other people to have a place on the inhal list. In addition, this skipper is a real pervert, and the only thing you can find in his self phone is sex videos. No wonder he's trying his best to become the next coordinator for reproduction block. And yup, he's the strongest candidate until now.
For your information, we give points for those who had done several unidentified, unthinkable, unbelievable, inhuman attitude and personalities. Especially for inhal, we give the person +10 point. Since our skipper never skip an inhal (that's our CAPTAIN for you!!), his point is on the top of everyone else, and looks like nobody would have defeated him from this aspect. So, in order to honor our captain, we granted the title SKIPPER for him... What a great achievement for this idiotic person!!!
2. BUNGUL 1, I1A008039
He's completely different, he's completely out of equation, and he's completely (in the term of Hermawan) TOKAI. If our skipper gets most of his point from inhal and his pervert attitude, this TOKAI is even more better!! He gets points from:
1. Inhal (but lately he's studying hard, so now he gets inhal rarely,, way to go, creepo)
2. His unthinkable skill in riding a motorcycle (can you imagine a motorcycle rides alone without its rider? But it's actually happen to this boy). Also he had various accident already, leaving his motorcycle zombie-like. Poor VEGA R... And the best part of this accidental story, a tattoo-like scar on his face!! But that's cool, like Sasuke's power seal from Orochimaru. I kinda' like his scar, makes his face even more "handsome" (you know what I'm talking about, dude...)
3. His expression when we do the Cheers!! God damn it, he's one of the main weapon we have!! The truth is, he doesn't even know half of our movement,, but it's covered by his "COOL" expression.. Paired with Mr. Najong a.k.a AMANG YOSI with his exceptional pervert expression,, they become a formidable pair on the right flank. Keep it up, guys!!
That's all for this (again, term by Hermawan) Tamagotchi, there's not enough space for him if you want to know all of his marvelous attitude. Let's move on to the next person.
3. BUNGUL 2, I1A008035
He's coming from Banjarbaru, and he's ready to take over the crown of the first BUNGUL from I1A008039!!!
Actually if you see this person for the first time, there's nothing wrong with him. I mean he's glasses and behave normally. He gets inhal rarely too. So, what's wrong with him?
Well, if you stood by him in about 1 hour, you'll find out yourself. This boy has an abnormally attitude (by the mean of adaptation, maybe) to always JIHINK-JIHINK. You call him N**** (his name), he JIHINK. You call him idiot, he JIHINK. You call him Brain's oedem, he JIHINK. Weird.
But above all, this person also has a horrible weapon: He's LOLA (LOading LAmbat), or TELMI. Most of his points come from this one. The examples are too many, but one of them is this:
We were talking about PAT (Program Alih Tahun), but suddenly this son of darkness said: "Hah?! THT? Apa tuh?"
Go DEATH!! But don't go death too soon, coz' he's also the member of our CS first team. Lucky you...
4. BUNGUL 3, I1A008004
Here he comes, the last BUNGUL. This one is a hybrid between BATAK and DAYAK, making him a new species called BAYAK. Comes from SMASA Banjarmasin, he always claims himself as an outrageous person (I agree, in term of stupidity and idiocracy). He's planing on a coup de etat against our coordinator, BAGI, but since he's a CHICKEN, he stopped his ambition and turned around into a Key_Jail member!! What an easy-betrayal person!!
Well, it's hard to me to say this, but this one also rarely gets his points from inhal. His attitude is almost normal too. But, yes, there's a but. This boy has a secret habit, he loves NYIMENG!! That's why he loves to humiliate other person, especially his fellow comrade B1 and B2 (like vitamine B complex). To prove his outstanding attitude, I'll tell you a factual story about this BAYAK.
Saturday, January 9 2009. I was in Ijek's house together with this shitty kid to study about religion (don't ask me why I am willing to study with this kid, everyone makes a mistake, okey). We sat on the living room. But suddenly, this creature sounded a strange voice from his ass:
"pruuutt..."
Yup, this dickhead just farted in front of me.
Defending himself, this ugly unidentified creature said this:
"Mamen, santai aja pang, biasa aja lawan sesama lakian kaya ini"
That's just before he smells something stinky enough to make a rhinoceros run away. So then, this creature was surrounded in an invisible thick wall of his own fart, rolling in despair to find a fresh air while saying:
"uma baunya, bangsat baunya kantut unda"
... No comment.
If you want to know more about this piece of crap, visit his site at mahasiswaluarbiasa.blogspot.com
Well, I think that's enough for today... It's not good to reveal everything about these guys, because it's like unveiling our college biggest mistake...
Remember, STAY AWAY FROM THESE GAYS!!
Senin, 12 Januari 2009
Another empty days...
Some people say if you become a college student, especially if you are a medical faculty student,, there won't be a day without study, assignment, and group discussion..
And hell yeah, that's obviously happen in my life right now.
I dedicate most of my time to read a god damn thick literature that I hardly understand, doing my assignments, trying to remember how to do various medical technique, finding and translating journals for my report, looking for a bunch of material for the tutorial, etc. But somehow now I feel those boring activities already become a part of my daily life...
It's not like that I'm a nerd (I am gonna' slice your stomach open if you dare to think that I'm a nerd, really) , but I feel something is missing when I have a vacant time like now... It is my holiday, so it's time to relax my mind and forget all about college for a while... But it's like something in my head tells me to study rather than wasting my time to do these useless activities... What happen to me? Do I have become a NERD? Oh god, I'd rather kiss my own ass and fuck a *******...
Just like the law of nature, it looks like I'm already adapting, and get used to be a workaholic. That's fine, I can take it. But there's one thing now that bothers me most, it's about the citizen test this Saturday. Why???
I have no hard feeling for the lecturer, really. But it's just my nature. Since I was 6 years old until now, I've never enjoyed this lesson. I mean you don't have to know about the very content of your country's constitution unless you are a president, right? For me, a good citizen is a person who pay the tax regularly, obey the rules and law above anything, and VOILA, that's all. All I know since I'm an elementary school student until now is PANCASILA ADA 5. Don't ask me what are they, I always forget the fourth one. It's too long.
If there's anyone out there agree with me, please raise your finger, and put it into your nose, hehehe... Besides that, the materials are so much, which in scientific language called "SEGABAN", this lesson is full of ****, it can makes you bored to death, or drooling on the top of your chair's table. This lesson is a mass murder, man...
I feel anxious, why do we have to study about citizenship? I mean, if we become a doctor someday, I am sure you'll never ask your patient like this:
You: Selamat malam pak/bu, saya dr. Rohman, kalau saya boleh tau nama Anda...
Patient: Saya Pak Sulcus a.k.a Farid (for example)
You: Jenis kelamin Anda?
Patient: Laki-laki, tetapi P**** saya mengalami rudimentasi, sehingga sekarang saya...
You: Ya, saya mengerti, kita lanjut saja ke pertanyaan berikutnya. Keluhan Anda apa?
Patient: Saya kalau malam suka panas, batuk-batuk, muntah darah, dan pingsan dok...
You: Oh ya, apa pengertian WAWASAN NUSANTARA menurut Anda?
Patient: Hah? Apa dok?
You: Tidak tau ya? Kalau begitu apa pengertian dari ZONA EKONOMI EKSKLUSIF?
Patient: What the fuck are you talking about, you dickhead?
Oh dear...
So guys, that's why I dislike this lesson, but once again I never said that I don't like the lecturer, I am just having problem about how to befriended the citizenship lesson...
Sabtu, 10 Januari 2009
Miraculous Day!!
I know my Lord is da' best!! Yeaaaahhh!!!
Thanks to my Lord, Jesus Christ,, I've passed the final examination. I am fully aware that could not happen if I try by my own power, it's all because of You.. Praise the Lord, yeah!!!
Thanks to my Lord, Jesus Christ,, I've passed the final examination. I am fully aware that could not happen if I try by my own power, it's all because of You.. Praise the Lord, yeah!!!
Kamis, 08 Januari 2009
Digestive Test: MESSY and SCREWED UP!!
Today's test: Complete Disaster.
That's all.
I think I've studied hard enough, but the outcome is nothing... Darn!!
Take this image here
First number, I've started as soon as possible, I felt confidence with my ability. Everything was good, I red the question,,
and...
"Damn it..."
"I need help, ASAP!!"
I moved to the next question, same result...
Number 3, nothing's change.
RED CODE, RED CODE!! NEED BACK UP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
I stretched my neck to the right side,, Fahmi Abdullah Kusyanto, I1A008063 was sitting next to me. The outcome is nothing but a blank page. Good job buddy,, I know that a clean paper is the last thing I need for that moment.
Second option: Rear wing. Mustaqim Apriyansa Ramadhan, I1A008020 was stood up there. It's a good reinforcement actually, but the risk was just too high,, it was very risky to call for him, and even if I try to stretch my neck,, that would be meaningless coz' dr. Lena was keep looking at my direction,,
Well, it looks like the Big Guy wants me to do my own test,, cheat free. Okay. I Skipped the first three questions, and started to find my grip again. The rest is like always, you do the math.
BUT... Yes, there's a but...
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